ma obsedeaza sectiunea de free-uri de pe craiglist. nu am avut nici timpul nici curajul necesar sa iau ceva de acolo, dar nu ma pot opri sa rasfoiesc anunturile. si uite ce am mai gasit pentru cei interesati:
If you are like me, you may think that this offer sounds a bit sketchy. Fact of the matter is that my mom sent me a couple pounds of chocolate for Easter and I need to get it away from myself before I eat it all and completely mess up my diet. Sadly, I have no self restraint and survive by keeping this kind of thing out of my house :( This infiltration is doing me some damage... darn family, working from the inside to bring me down!
Now that I have eaten enough of the chocolate to think with a logical mind and a sick stomach, I would love for someone to save me from the deliciousness (except for a couple cream eggs and a pack of mini eggs which I will keep for myself).
This deal is an all or nothing, first contact only served dealio for:
4 nets of chocolate eggs (one is chococaramel)
A 1lb milk chocolate easter bunny
Three Cadbury cream eggs
Everything is as sealed as chocolate can be. Please save me from the tastiness, I need a hero. And I seriously don't care if you stand on a street corner trying to sell it to innocent children afterwards - I just don't want to throw it away, someone should get to enjoy this stuff.
Ummm yes. I really hope someone will help me. I live on eighth street near third ave in new west, and you will need to come here to pick up the "goods."
Send me an email and I will get back to you asap. I'll take the ad down once the chocolate is gone, but may be a bit slow about it.
*sends you happy imaginary bunnies*
asadar, o balena gurmanda cauta un pretext sa nu arunce cateva kile de cocolata la gunoi. adica 'hai s-o mai pastrez putin, ca o sa vina cineva s-o ia. si pana vine mai bag si io neste iepurasi si oosoare'. p-asta, dac-o prinzi in toane proaste cand te duci sa ridici ciocolata ori da cu apa fierbinte pe tine ori cheama politia.
asta nu stiu daca nu cumva e caterinca, dar as vrea sa-l cunosc pe omul pe care-l duce capul la asa ceva. m-as caca la el in cada.
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because is just SH. la gunoi
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